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More Musings from Arkansas
Dear Diary, Another week, another haunting encounter with my farming peers. This week, I had the pleasure of getting to know the mother-daughter duo on…
May. 29, 2020
Horoscopes: May 29-June 5
Aries On Tuesday, you will get a faint feeling that can only be reminiscent of the moments leading up to taking the Fitness Pacer Test. …
May. 29, 2020
QUARANTINE SUMMER FUN BUCKET LIST
Learn “Riptide” by Vance Joy on the ukulele. It’s literally never been done before! Take the SATs again. I hear misery likes company! Figure out…
May. 22, 2020
Horoscopes: May 22-29
Aries On Tuesday, you will get sent to your room for “being too honest.” Leo This week, everything you eat will taste faintly of…
May. 15, 2020
Ask Ethel: Pee-ew Pamela
Dear Ethel, Maybe it’s quarantine, or maybe I’m just finally coming to my senses. I won’t beat around the bush: My boyfriend smells absolutely horrendous.…
May. 15, 2020
10 Fun Ways to Spice Up Your Day
Sleep perpendicular. Wear your pants backwards. Spell your name wrong. Stop drinking water. Finally open that one door. Spread really mean rumors. Dig a deep,…
May. 15, 2020
Things We Like and Things We Hate: May 15-22
Things We Like: Ghosting your friends for the attention. Watching just the first half of The Fault in our Stars before anyone’s cancer is back…
May. 15, 2020
Horoscopes: May 15-22
Aries On Monday, you will awaken to all of your belongings having been moved precisely one inch to the left. Leo You will have…
May. 15, 2020
Smashable First Lady of the Week: Martha Washington
It’s Martha Washington! Miss Martha may have been George’s First Lady, but he was definitely not her first man, if you catch my drift.…
