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Aries On Tuesday, you will get a faint feeling that can only be reminiscent of the moments leading up to taking the Fitness Pacer Test. …
May. 22, 2020
Horoscopes: May 22-29
Aries On Tuesday, you will get sent to your room for “being too honest.” Leo This week, everything you eat will taste faintly of…
May. 15, 2020
Ask Ethel: Pee-ew Pamela
Dear Ethel, Maybe it’s quarantine, or maybe I’m just finally coming to my senses. I won’t beat around the bush: My boyfriend smells absolutely horrendous.…
May. 15, 2020
10 Fun Ways to Spice Up Your Day
Sleep perpendicular. Wear your pants backwards. Spell your name wrong. Stop drinking water. Finally open that one door. Spread really mean rumors. Dig a deep,…
May. 15, 2020
Things We Like and Things We Hate: May 15-22
Things We Like: Ghosting your friends for the attention. Watching just the first half of The Fault in our Stars before anyone’s cancer is back…
May. 15, 2020
Horoscopes: May 15-22
Aries On Monday, you will awaken to all of your belongings having been moved precisely one inch to the left. Leo You will have…
May. 15, 2020
Smashable First Lady of the Week: Martha Washington
It’s Martha Washington! Miss Martha may have been George’s First Lady, but he was definitely not her first man, if you catch my drift.…
May. 8, 2020
Horoscopes: May 8-15
Aries Beans, beans, they’re good for your…art? This week, you will have horrible and unrelenting gas. Tragic. However, on Wednesday, your tooting problems will be…
May. 8, 2020
Ask Ethel: Bored Barb
Dear Ethel, I’m going to be honest, life in the bedroom has gotten a little dull. It’s become nearly mechanical and very predictable. Everyday, the…
May. 1, 2020
Horoscopes: May 1-8
Aries You’re in luck! With the moon in Taurus this week, there’s nothing in the world that can stop you. On Monday, you will be…
