Special Report: Kar-Hump no more
Well I can’t say I’m surprised, but I am a little sad for Kim. If you have been slumbering under a rock all week, I’ll remind you what has been going on.
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are donezo. After 72 days of being husband and wife, Kim has filed for divorce. o0o0o burn.
Rumors turned to fact when Kim released a statement regarding her soon-to-be ex-husband:
“After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage,” she said. “I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.”
What is interesting about this scenario is that Kris doesn’t want to remove his claws from Kim K. Mr. Humpy released a statement exclaiming, “I love my wife and am devastated to learn she filed for divorce.” “I’m committed to this marriage and everything this covenant represents,” he added. “I’m willing to do whatever it takes to make it work.”
I can see why Kris is “willing to do whatever it takes.” Humpy’s estimated worth is $8 million, while his wifey is worth an estimated $35 million. Dum, dum, dummmm.
I wonder what the final straw was for Kim. Was it the fact the Kris still wanted his dogs to sleep in bed with him and Kim?
Kim — if all else fails … sic Khloe on Humpy. She will have no problem beating his ass.
Side note: I wonder what Scott thinks of all this? Hopefully he is laughing his pants off.
Backstreet Boys … no longer incomplete
Way back in 2006, my favise Backstreet Boy, Kevin Richardson, decided to leave the boy band, and I was crushed. The singer decided it was time to depart and “move on with the next chapter of [his] life.” There was no other reason for me to follow BSB if I couldn’t catch a glimpse of Kevin’s eyebrows.
To be honest, I think the real reason why Kevin left was because he was sick of playing second banana to Nick and Brian. Let’s be real … Kevin was typically off to the side or way in the back. He was the Lance Bass of this boy band. Yes, I said it.
This past week, it was announced that Kevin is coming back … alright! As you should know, BSB has their own cruise ship … the SS Backstreet. The boys like to host concerts on it. Kevin announced that he is tentatively rejoining the group for one night only and picked the best spot to reunite with his former band mates … the Bahamas!
Kevin told Ryan Seacrest … “I would never say that it would never happen,” Richardson said. “I would love to perform with them again on a more regular basis. Our chemistry when we come together just feels like old times.”
Kevin, my vote is stay. Give me a reason to love BSB again.
Kate Middleton, that ticking is your biological clock
Some huge, not-demeaning-to-women news broke out from that famous royal family in the U.K. this past week.
Here is a quick summary: If Kate and Will happen to pop out a baby girl, that lil’ lady will now be eligible to be queen one day. And it won’t matter if the would-be queen has a little brother … she will be in line for the throne! I have to say, I’m pumped.
In a meeting last Friday, the Commonwealth leaders from 16 countries agreed to end the centuries-old practice that doesn’t allow female heirs to take hold of the British throne. Another positive part of this is that “leaders have also agreed to end a 300-year-old ban on the monarch being married to a Catholic,” according to The Gazette.
Does this mean I can marry Prince Harry now? I sure hope so!
Kate and Will: In the words of Sean Paul … Get Busy.
Any news about strippers is good news
Any “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” fans out there? I’ll admit it … I am a fan, and I’m still waiting for the appropriate moment to flip a table.
Rumors have been circulating the interweb that Jacqueline Laurita is a former Las Vegas stripper and is trying to keep this secret a secret. I gotta tell you, Jacqueline: If I know, everyone knows.
What peaked everyone’s interest in Jacqueline was the fact that she declined to show up to the New Jersey Housewives reunion. According to HollywoodLife.com, “She feared that Danielle Staub would make a surprise appearance and tell all about Jacqueline’s stripping past,” shares a source. “She didn’t want to face the truth!”
Here is the best part: Jacqueline met Chris (her husband) while working as an exotic dancer. I guess T-Pain was speaking the truth when he said, “I’m in Love with a Stripper.”
Jacqueline, I’m not one to judge. You had a baby to support and needed some cash money. Let’s be real, at least one out of every three ladies has thought about stripping as a career option (Btw I just made that figure up). Anywho, if you got it, flaunt it.