Articles by Alaska Irr
Feb. 2, 2024
Being miserable: Drexel kids trying to be funny
In a shocking turn of events, the Fizz app has become the official sponsor of Drexel University’s unhappiness — move over, textbooks, there is a…
Feb. 2, 2024
Friendly fire: campus coup
In light of recent events, Liz Magill and Claudine Gay’s “alleged” ousting — or as they call them, “resignations” from their presidential roles at the…
Dec. 8, 2023
Invisaligns have hindered my love life
It’s impossibly challenging having God’s Strongest Soldier status. There’s nothing more embarrassing than going on a date and having to remove the plastic cast that’s…