Abstract:
Every week I write an article for the Sci-Tech section about the occult. For some reason, no one ever cares, unless I write about UFOs, in which case I receive grammatically poor death threats and get called names on the Triangle message boards.
As much as I wanted to write about UFOs this week to see what new words people would invent to describe me (9 out of 10 illiterate peasants seem to prefer "The Iron Craptic" instead of The Iron Skeptic, which is a reference to that show on the Food Channel where that Japanese Liberace forces cooks to do his bidding), I just couldn't help it....
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posted 1/14/05 @ 2:58 PM EST