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Gwen Stefani Syndrome: No Doubt it will kill us all

Abstract:
I decided to humor my older brother during the break and sat down to watch American Idol. Before you send me off to a nunnery as if I were an unwed young maiden with child, I remembered to leave my Man-Badge and Man-Gun in my room so that I could watch the show without having to deny it and eventually turn them both in to the Man Association of Nevada, widely regarded as the manliest group in the manliest state in the Union....

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Daisy

posted 4/07/07 @ 7:07 AM EST

the only real syndrome that exists here is the 'bad writers syndrom: making up absolute crap that doesnt exist'
will we ever survive???
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Me

posted 4/09/07 @ 12:59 AM EST

Originally posted by

Daisy

 the only real syndrome that exists here is the 'bad writers syndrom: making up absolute crap that doesnt exist'
will we ever survive???


Thank Christ you called me on it. It must take the keen eyes of a trained doctor to tell the public that Gwen Stefani Syndrome is indeed a fake disease. Harvard has produced another yet another medical genius.
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mj

posted 4/08/07 @ 11:54 PM EST

Eamon Rockwell's column is the only thing worth reading in the Triangle anymore. Over the last six years I've watched the paper bounce back and forth between the shrill, hysterical screeching of Vivek Thuppel to the, well, shrill, hysterical screeching of William Mulgrew, seasoned with an occational dash of Zaller's love of the sound of his own voice.

While Mulgrew and Thuppel lock heads and Mack and Zaller trade blows to the face, Eamon Rockwell makes me laugh with his absurd colums that more often than not have a subtle taste of some greater truth.
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Ericka

posted 4/09/07 @ 9:21 PM EST

I realized before I read this that the author was a complete dunce.

Now I know he must have his own syndrome, most likely the same one our President is inflicted with.

If you look at Gwen Stefani and you are not attracted to her, you are not a man.
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Me

posted 4/10/07 @ 12:12 AM EST

Originally posted by

Ericka

 I realized before I read this that the author was a complete dunce.

Now I know he must have his own syndrome, most likely the same one our President is inflicted with.

If you look at Gwen Stefani and you are not attracted to her, you are not a man.


1. The president is not yet a diabetic, but if he was, he would do what I do and blame the Iraq situation on a low blood sugar.

2. Keep your obsessive sapphic lust off of our wholesome messageboard.
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